bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via acomas)

5000letters:

i find it so incredibly attractive when someone is really good at something, like you can play the violin? damn son. you’re a really talented dj? good for you! i don’t care if you talk to me about quantum physics for an hour straight if i can see the passion in you at some point in that hour i’ll think “whoa, this is really hot.” 

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